The Sauk Centre Herald (Sauk Centre, Minnesota), 1867-06-06

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VOLUME I.
SAUK CENTKE, MINNESOTA, THURSDAY, JUKE 6, M
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At   Sauls Centre,   IVliiiu.,
BY J. H. StMONTON.
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1>mQ&S$8M)NAL CARDS*
~K. MINEB,
AWrrney and  Counselor at   Lau),   Notary.
Public and Gonweyancer,
Sauls Centre,        -        -        Minnesota.
Office over the Post Office,
Let us Make the Best of It.
Life is but a fleeting dream,
Care destroys the' zest of it!
Swift it glldeth like a stream-
Mind you make the best of it t
Talk not of your weary woes,
Troubles?, or the rest of it;
If we have but brief repose,
Lei us make the best of it.
If your friend has got a heart,
- There is something fine in him,
Hast away his darker part,
Cling to what's divine & him.
Friendship.isTrar best relief-
Make no hearties jest of it;
It will brighten every grief,
If we make the best of it,
Happiness despises state,
'Tis no sage experiment,.
Simply that the wise and great:
May have Joy and merriment j*
Bank is not Its spell refined-
Money is not the test of it.
But a calm, contented mind,
That will make the best of it.
Trusting in the power above.
Which sustaining all of us
In one common bond of love,
. Biddeth great and small of us,
Whatsoever may befall—
■   Sorrow or the rest of It—
We shall overcome them all,
If we make the best of It.
HYDRQJftMjBIA.
A, singula* «*se--A YoVmj I.ady tne
Victim— Her 1 ' (Suffer mgL-.Ter r I ole
Symptoms of tne Horrld\^aiaay™
Possible Recovery.  .
From the Indianapolis Journal, I
Some eight weeks ago, Miss
Eller,   an   intelligent,, young
Sell
ia4y
N.
BUSINESS  CARDS.
H. MINER,
Insurance Agent,
Sauk Centre,
Minnesota.
A PARABLE FOR BUSINESS .MEN.
THE EFFECT OF PWMTER'S INK.   n
twentyrtwp years, daughter of Mr. Harvey Eller, residing at Beck's Station,
i on   the Peril Railroad, in   Hamilton
j county, -was bitte»»bylroabru^Qgj while
she was endeavoring to drive him out
of the house.   The wound. was onthe
fing^affSrsot^btysligiit thafeit excited j
no alarm, although^the dog was known I
to be mad.   As usuarin-eases of hydrophobia,   she   thought   nothing ^more
about thehtatter until the. mormngtof
Monday, the 25th ultimo, when, on going to wash .her face, the touch of the
water-" oiadle: her shudder," as she described it.   The feariiul truth, flashed
on he* iastantly; but, being alady of
. great self-command, she simply said to
I her sister, " I am going to go mad; I
can't live."   adding  .that  she would,
however, " finish spinning the soils she
was engaged upon."   She worked, pn
during, the day j with some increase; pi!
the horrible symptoms, but  nothing,
visible to others;, and the next morning, on sitting down to the table, she
remarked to the family, " You must
take that water from   the table joi^I
can't eat anything."   She. ate but little,
riaii. His object in storing away the
acorn exhibits, an acute foresight and
•knowledge of results, more akin to reason than to instinct. The succeeding
winter ths acorn remains intact, but
becoming saturated with rai'ii-. is predisposed-to decay, when it is attacked
py maggots, who seem to -delight in
this special food. It "is then that th*
dpecker' reaps the harvest his wis-:
Nm has provided, at a time when the
S?S^d is being covered with snow he
food.
NeJMKsriance a difficulty, other-
'^waTnllrgTrwhaM^oB- palatable
r ^subject of speculation why
trip. Tftfi-woofv_   i • «
**f. ?*      v^gdar or sugar pine is m-
tanably selecTES    It is 'not probable
that thejnsect, V most dainty to the
woodpecker's tast^ts 0Jnly tllB
outside of wet trees ^ BO itif/that
in Calaveras, Mariposa, t^j other' dis-"
trfcts of California, trees, te f.Qjs ]jjnd
inly be frequently seen <xfc»red all
met their trunks with acornss^ugjj
thire is not an oak tree Within se
rriles. ta&f.
al
^EADQUIMEES!
MOOR^^xUM^
Corner of Main and Third street,
Centre, Minnesota,
ALL NATIONS BUT ONE.
The day before the Cunard steamers
ajrive in post, being the last of the
vfyage, is one the. passengers generally
improve, as an occasion for a sort of
fiewell and, "grind. ■ dinner,, at, wh jeh
s<ngs are sung, ."jokes., cracked .and
speeches made, every one at the table
ging expected to contribute something
the entertainment.   Upon a recent
Represents the soundest and most reliable!    a"^,   '
Fire, Life and Accident Insurance Gem-    [ customers were shy
and Western      1    And he said:   Lc
pahtes of the Eastern and Western
"'-*—    Office over the Post Office.
States.
«a
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•st
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■*mr   J. WHITEFIELD,
House Sc Sign Painter*;
draining. Glazing, j*aper Hanging, Ac.,-done
jvith neatness and on reasonable terms.
Work waTranted equal in quality to that
agreed uponor no charges made,   /)&• Paint
Shop, next door to Thomas & Co's.
Sauk Centre, Minn., June 5,1867,
and got up, saying she would go.^worKOCjjgion jt chanced that quite a large
again.   She  continued   through   that j Jrty  0f  gentleme%; representing   a
before,, but
A STARTLING DISCOVERY.
A party of youug people, recently
amusing themselves at the house qf the
Rev. pr; White, near Terre Haute, Indiana,, were.suddenly somewhat startled
on hearing the croaking of a frog in
their midst. ••.   ^ ~
While, .they were vainly searching for
the  strange   visitant—an   unwelcome
one, certainly,, in a front parlor—they
fsjticed that one of their number, ayoung
S^of ^ev.eh'teeitt,' named Mary Gopaxi,'
lur~?'is .whitens a sheet, and laid her
band u>^ her;hrfiast.
,, •      . crc>%ing continued,   and Miss1
U^xi  suf^jiy  uttered   a  terrible
scream and sw<ed-a
As, her young <Staai»k»iui gathered
around her, applying& :prorfer resto.
ratives, they,njade a sfak^^fmetr
that thrilled them, with EsL^yj. *
Mr. WMtefcoming  in   ats^jg :"uneS
decided.
V      TOHF CHRISTGAU,
wjiv^S^^oo^* Snoe >£alcefj; .•
ngsjwWMaAwt<1jeet, Sank Cjpte&Minn.,
t^^tock of Boote and *hoee «pf
/tlvSi
■ p^ARD DREBLOW,
Catoiwet
There was once upon a! 'Mme a man
who kept a store and sold goods wholesale and retail. -.  '■ ."jsp**
And  become   melancholy,   because
"iy and times hard.
And he said : Lo 1 I am ruined, and
the sensation is disagreeable''.  '
And my ruin is more painful to bear
because it is slow in progress, even as
water doth gradually become hotter in
the pot wherin the lobster boileth^unv.
til the-crustaceous creature shrieksfth
out his soul in anguish'.  •    -.; ?4 .:•;>>'■-.-'<
Lo I It is better to be ruined quickly
than to endure this slow torture.
I will give my money away to the
poor man—even the poorest, which is
he who printeth newspapers; and I will
shut up niy shop and wrap myself in[
aaek-cloth of desolation, and pass my •
days in the perilous or broken banks,
cursing, the hardncssjof the times and J
And the howling of Rome shall be as
dulcet sounds of dulcimers, and they
who blow flutes and instruments of
music, compared to the dihf will make in
the ears of the wicked—-feven in *>>«
ears of the bank directors.'
And even as he said, so he did ,
he was not like other men's sons who
it not, and they
again
day  as  before,, but.-with  &        	
Strengthening of he*, repugnance to
water,;t>f which,'she said, "the very
sight sent a tingling feeling all through,
her." She also complained that the
glistening face of the clock affected her
an file same way. On Wednesday she
was too far overcome to work, and
while standing on the flops.speaking to
some of her familyj she began grinding
her teeth, and directly after fell down
in a fit, the foam working out of her
mouth, her  teeth   gnashing. *
«.«w.v„,         .. ^  and her
body rightfully jcbnvuls.e.dt' Some «>f
the yoiihger children who were, wife
her at the time ran out in great alarm,
and the neighbors hurrying in, found
her on the floor near -the finexin the,
same terrible condition, but she bit so
furiously art* every one who touched her,
that it was, impossible to doiarjything
with her. The fire wasreniove'd so that
she might not injure herself byfiig' "^^
passed off.
the
.for
and
»asn\-had|
She wal then ptaced up*p»
-    " Dli
called in.
was again con
uttering  short
Minnesota.
complete stock
JfSg
fi!1
g^i Centre,
■KtJt constantly on hand a eomj
v of Furniture, Coffins, *c.
fl orders will receive prompt attention.
IlTY RESTAURANT.
'^jr- JOSEPH (JOYETTE, Proprietor,
^Wust^Agbnt Avenue, St. Claud, Minnesota,
the bed, and   B& i Rooker
When he arrived she
vulsed, and senseless, 	
barking sounds, and snapping at everjB
thing that approached her. A bloody
froth was constantly issuing from her
mouth, which she tried to spit at those
around 'fierV  He caiiseVJ her to be tied
are foolish and know it not, anu mey . aiuUUU „„,, ..«„-_
will do so  and  so,   performing that down in bed, and proceeded to admin
which is contrary. ' ter morphine to relieve her agony.   In
For the sons of men are fickle, and aiucid interval she remonstrated, say-
he that is born of a woman doth spite ing, "I must die—I know it, and I
his face by diminishing the length of want to die in my senses: so don't strw
pefy me with.,me#ieine."
er fit
A ladies' and gentlemen's
lee Gream Sa-
•  A ladies' ana geu^mCU « «.
loon has been fitted up in first Qlasg style on
the second floor.   Ice cold .Lemonade^ .and
Soda Wat«r flavored with all kinds of syrups.
Fresh arid Canned Fruits, Confectionery,
and Nuts of all kinds.
Hot Meals, Lunch, Coffee, Tea and Pastry
furnished to order.
LAND OFFICE & REAL ESTATE I
AGENCY.
N. XX. Miner,
Lands  sold on commission.  Farms com-
posedof Prairie, Meadow and Timber Land
with Cash,
the nose thereof.
And, lo! the printer—even he who
publisheth newspapers—was made glad
by the bounty of him who sold wholesale and retail; and he did sound his
praises and print them moreover; and
did blow his trumpet of fame respecting that man's dealings from the rising
of the sun even to the going down of
the same.  • <mi
And he—even the printer of papers-
did ihagriify and enlarge upon the stock
of goods which the trader had in his
store, and did publish the variety, and
the excellence, and the newness, and
the beauty, and the ;ch£!apnes8 thereof,
till the people—yes 1 all of them, far
and near, were amazed
for sale.
<P*
Persons desiring to enter Land, »■«.<«,.
Scripor Land Warrants, Or file Homestead
or Pre-emption Claims, can do so at
myoffice and avoid the time and
expense of a trip to St. Cloud.
Office over the Post Office, Sauk Centre,
Minnesota. >■«■ . jri :*Th»>§
And they Said, lol  this man
hath
B
ILEIARD SALOON,
A. DE GROAT, Proprietor.
Third street, Sauk Centre, Minnesota,
JXUU      v.a\^jv    ^v..^.,
gathered from the east and west costly
i merchaiidise and wares of wondrous
j value—-even the workmanship of cunning artificers—and we knew it not.
Go to, then. We will lay out our
silver and gold in those things which
the printer printed of, arid that Which
he doth publish shall be ours. For this
map's merchandise is better than the
bank notes of those wh6 promise; to
pay, and therein lie, even banks of da
*.v> bm.,,^™^.     ..    After anoth
er nt the doctor propemed another dose
of morphinej.'and at last she consented,
but added:   " You must give; it to me
with water."     But thi?  remedy produced little effect.   The awful paroxisms continued, with the same" frightful
suggestions of doggish sound and the
same frantic efforts   to spit.   She bit
her hands terribly, and bit pieces out
of the pillow and bed-clothes.   Dr. A.
G. Ruddle. wfa%.fjdso called in, but his assistance was as unavailing as that of
Dr. Rooker.   This', we believe, was the
next day, Thursday; but at all events,
on that day Dr. Rookes determined to
try the effect of  "bronjiide of potassium," which had been recomrh«nded
by some European physician in bases otfj
hydrophobia.   Dr.  Ruddle  happening I
to have a small quantity with him, it
Art, ^^ 	
seat many nationalities of proposers,
til at length ah American, rising in
fcrri, proposed : ,  ^
nr Here's to all nations' but one."   : i>*
ffThiff, as niay  be. supposed, created
Some sensation, each   suspecting that
lii nation might be the on^referred to,
%xL prepared   to  resent an indignity
tiks publicly offered. '..
j' Monsieur does 'Sot intend la belle
Ipnce?"    said   a    Frenchman,\first
leaking the silence that followed.   .
flrNotatallf Vive la France," said
oa Yankee, raising his goblet.
If'Senior's remarks   do 'not apply to.
Main 7 " said a dark moustached indi-
idual, interrogatively..*'
"Certsiihly notj the health of Queen
sabellai" =....    ,  ;      ■ :   ,.
" Germany vas always goot fSent of
America," observed a pilgrim from
yaterland.
"The-best.   I do  not - refer to her,;
|r to Russia," said he,""as the blue eyes
a Muscovite lighted up with pleas-
t'^or Austria^" continued he, as a
yimg man of that country fidgeted vtf-
o|his seat.
I Well, sir," said a sturdy "John Bull,
ring from his seat, "it is pretty obvi-
oj to me in what, direction your senti-
nnt is leveled and as an Englishman",
lit is intended to be an insult to Eng-.
kd, I demand a proper apology; fox
1 not sit here in sight of my native
din try and hear her insulted—least of
jlby a Yankee."
The Briton grew red in tke face, and-
~jasped a decanter; matters looked
ninous, for the American rose
bmptly to his feet,
r Spoken like a man," said he to the
ngiishman, " but England was liot the"
ition I alluded to."
I" Name—name—^give us the name,"
led the company, now thoroughly ex-
\ ed.
" Certainly^" said the American, with
is proviso, that the first one that
sets the representative of that nation
ajl inform him of the slight;"
S* I gave to all nations but-one; the
ition that I excepted was^—damnation."
John Bull sat down amid thenniver-.
i shout of laughter that, followed the
, mouncement, with the not very char-
| )ble wish that the author of this sen-
Joy will make a sSp^
quicker than sorrow. ^ j7&
If aynngman cant fmch& \,
else that he iz fit for, i like tev^g,.
carry a gold-headed cane.
The top rounds ov a ladder are alwasl
the.most dangerous. -.; •  i,.|^
"I feeleav ta*the final salvashun ov
men, but i want the privilege ov picking the men.        ; ; .; ~^
There h, just this differenoe betweSTrtri'1' —    .    ... ;=; ^ -_
a success and a "faUnrer-\ of an inch.     ^ve recelved tnelr 12^ stoc* ^
It iz a grate deal easier: to beat natur
than tew equal her—so ;it iz easierto
bile an egg sew much than just emiff.
we>.._- ~'  .
New Havi   -
fessedly to *     "   ?Ff4
soon becaimVacniBi^'
School matters, talcing parttciSbfer^ % n&&
one of our mission schools, In wh&e behalf
he collected money. He bad the confidence
of ths public, at first. Tbe> Bey. Ite. Phelps
gave him a letter of recommendation* i-He is
now in the New Haven jail awaiting trial,
and at last accounts was playing draw poker
with aifellow prisoner, and swearing over a
misdeal.   - •       • S        *.-''• "'.x
A lady,fainted a few days since in ths
care. A medical gentleman present, who
went to ;her -relief, eiailabaei^(f^assmy
gentleman a flask of whisky or- brandy.?',■'
Over thirty pocket pistols flashed in the air
at oiiee. -;..,,. ,s.-. ,_ ., r f-f , >. .,^fc-- *' ■»
. A long time ago, a =-littlea bpy-..%relvp
years old, on his way toJV.errdoast,- stopped at
a^oontry tavern, and paid for- his breakfast
and lodging by sawing wood instead of asking it as a gift; Fifty years, later the,same
boy passed thsfisame little Inn as 6eovPear
body, the.banker, whose name Is the syno*-
nym of magnificent; charities—the; honored
of two. hemisphere*. tM V" ^ f»* -
1   -4-fow days sin*}©, a barrpj. of. newly
ture, inquired as to the meann\°^jj^0
strange tumult, and was informex*t,a+
the croaking of: a frog was heardTfe. ,  ..»    ..   -     Iilu ^__,
ceedifeg from the stomach ormiss?o1g£^ "££5 * celTJ*r'?n ****>& *»J*
p.aXb . Yes, there could be no mistake;
the noise of the frog came from the
young girl! .;'^: ;'
She swooned away three times before
the kind minister' could inspire her
with sufficient hardihood and coolness
to endure her. misfortune as became a
Christian; and her companions were
obliged to carry her home in a carriage.
Dr. Williams, a promising young.sjir-
geon, on a visit to some relatives at
that place, was immediately sent for.
He perceived at once- that the patient
was a difficul case ; but ..with remarkable self-possession and a., steady hand,
he at .once proceeded .,wiij& the. «>orA
which alone could save the young girl's
life. .Before night he had made an incision in thp.fleah just under the bre^efc
and extracted a large green,- speckled
frog, almost four, inches in length I
recover.
jlgusted the. .keeper, an Irishwoman,
demolishing  everything In
THE LAWYER
fe
lo- the
range.
<Misthress.V picked herselfnp^andmlld-
reiJb*ed,.'! Och,. bedad-j -bad -}«ek to the
m w       *HJ me toxw&y to ** cenar.", ^j
W hen tlK late Com   Foote wag j^
Slam, he had-v^,,one occaBi0I]1,.ttae.king on
boardhVi vessel ^s™^ He did nothe8i,
tote In the royal prese^ toaslsa WeSstag as
the guests took their; p.^ at >tke teWe.
"Why;that is Justus Oxol^^^^ &,»
remarked the-Wng„Wttn-^ ^^
fXee.v aoswered,taieherolcsalloi>^and j am
a missionary, too." ..>.      -,   . x
ilonary, too;.'
. The mouth of
the Amazon
administered, and the treatment uent might be well toasted by the
. Has
T Choice Wines, Liquors,
Ale, Porter and Cl-
iflrst class Phelan & Calender Billard j posifrwhiclT beguile hs of our mohey
and swindle iis like sih". • ..•.,..
But the trader Was still- Sad', arid he
Said, the money that these people bring
uVe'foPitihie KfJous in> my store I will give
to the printer; ajjd thps I will ruin myself; Twill do that wH1"1 ***** *•***
done in my time, or   _^ 	
make the printer man, whom all jnon,
scorn for his poverty, rich, and-he shall
be clad in fine linen and rejoice.
And the sons of men shall meet him
in the market place, and the Bheriff
shall shun him, and 'the scoffers shall
be rebuked and shall take off their hate
has been steadily kept up since, till
yesterday nearly two ounces had been
given. The symptoms continued with
little or no apparent abatement till
Sunday or Jesterday, when they were
considerably less marked. , The fits occurred less- frequently, and with less
severity. ..The hnfbrtnnate ,lady had
ceased biting herself, arid had sufficient
knowledge of her situation to wrap her1
arms up tightly  hi  the  bed-clothes*
areseritative'
jghted.
the nation he had
—3"ha-jblIowing  truthful   article  we
find in one of our exefaangesfanq mm ,
for it to our colcmns for the benefit of
" all concerned :"
"The lawyer is riot what; he was in
the days of our fathers ; and he knows
it as well, as any .one else. His- glory
hsjs. m a;great degree departed,, -Since
imprisohijierit for debt bacamp .obsolete,
jarid debtors otherwise grew to be rath-1
er the masters than' trie-slaves of their
creditors, his business and correspond-,
ing importance have shrivelled arid
disappeared. Though still as great a
character as any .other in town, he
finds his sway clipped in both wings,
He fall's in with a man now and then]
who knows about as much good law as]
he does. He mistrusts. ,that- some how
intelligence has got abroad; that the!
dam has got breached.in some'weak
place, and the long, pent waters are
overflowing the whole land..
" Heiice.he has been induced to take a
lesson or two in, .modesty, and- in forbearance also. He-sees that it is well
to pay a little more respect. ^ popular
wishes than the men of the old school
were in the habit of doing, it may be
a fact, he thinks' that nien are growing]
more human and less, legal. ,,They are
beginning to look to other methods of
.:~«   tliQ.v,   thrtHft  liarsri -ftridvun-
JOSH BILLINGS.,
Slyvers ov Tteonglit.
persuasion than those, harsh,,and\un|
sympathetic ones which .are. comprised
in the technicalities, the. miwty .learning', and the mandatory spirit of that
grand science which goes the world
over by the name of law."
A LITTLE DEAF.
before Maine laws
CARDS,
The heart ov a tru friend iz like a
irrpr; if yu look into it yu see yure-
Sfthare.
,—, •- . Wisdom that dont make us happier
when sloe felt the spasm coming on, to:nt worth plowing fori    , i   ■
keen them out  of danger.     Thoughfl amdredful fondoyrnelody; and a
■ xirv-, verv far from being out of danger, ^pjo, with a negro hung tew
 .__.-..,«.., „ ."A, UvlLmpnt of the -sviriptoms -has beerfin0ck more sense  Put  ov me,
Irwill do tfiat which no man ha h (%totement ot the ^ ^ g ^ ^ feack in 3 week
before.   I will| sc^e<aaoa ™   which   h reali,ed> wHl^t iz a good  plan   to   know  mer
make this one of the most remaikableLople, but tu let only a few know yu.
cases on record.   A gneat many physi- i have   no  more1 respect for  thoz.
cians and hundreds of the  people nifto only cater tu mi imagmashun thap        	
ciansanu    _ ...   j hel>) and sorn|^v foP the mm wjio fust invented i«**---■nrerwith *^.thirsty look,cast-
of our city"physicians, we UndersUiid)"iriger-p6p. .        ;  '■      .■    Riieet)'s eves occ'asiorially *t Wing's
will 4Wr to-day. u . ^fnever knu a man °v mutch wisdom ^h^PsJd ^hin£f deioutlv Iffat
The case has, as may be supposed^ could sing well or pla on a fiddle   I aeca
created a perfect crusade against the?-'.j,dont care how .mutch a man^talks
j J _. ?„ -11+1,0 U*5n« nhont.   The citi-p he will only say it m a few wurds,
In the olden time, 	
were invented, Wing kept the hotel at
Kiddle Gtantville, and from his well-
stocked bar furnished accommodations
landlord, but horaiibly.,deaf.   Fish, the;
village pastor, was afliictod in the same
way..     .   : ■•, . -   ■.      > - -\r....,.
One day they were sitting by them-
I selves in the bar-room.   Wmg was be-
"«"»«"" — -— .    _ imj v<.«/. .Y ^  l.hirid the counter, waiting for the next
the vicinity have visited her, and some hav for the mari who fust invented customer, while Fish was loundngbe-
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itpwttt^
, in one
£S.
menny
wyu.
thoze
H
postkes;
BILL HEADS
D BLANKS
W all kinds,
dogs in all the region about.   The citi-£he will only say L  ,
zens of NoblesviHe; sowie seven.or eight Rewards defered makes us miserable;
"*-*- — -ai+*u «„^;ci,YYiD1ifG     "When I
miles north, made'a general attack"ont iz jist so with punishments.   When i
teir doe oopulation a few days sinceJtraz a boy,.j had rather be licked twice
to hh&'Stoat Was poor.
And he shall flash the dollars in the
eyes of the foolish, and shall eat bank
notes and sandwiches.
Yea, even shall he light his pipe with	
pottonmeney and cast his spittle on their dog population _ T_ .      „ 	
the beards of other men. killing all they could find.   The prevarCn'postpbned once
For I shall ruin myself, and he who lerice of hydrophobia all oyer this State Thare iz one thing sertain; rei
—<■■ *-—--■ j^ singular.    We  hea^ jjf Jffiad  dogs^ore than master ov the pashu
everywhere,' east, westj nprljh and south^ jz probably so, the "biari mi
And the alarm is no idle one; as at |eastffiool who airit bpss:>v hirriself.
a score of lives horribly lost, attest^     JjT*t|bk ittipctucei^6 stiimmuk
tew holle5 scj j.iliirik   it  lessens awl
kinds ov angjjfshi just az it doez sin, by
v^u^^. „, .      wishing devoutly
some one would come in and treat
A traveler from   the South, nr
way to Brandon Stepped in to inquire
■]W. «..--._„■    Ooing up to old Wmg^s
me how far it is to
the distance,
bar; he said:
Can you tell
,on?"
come to the U^RtAii Office,. ■ Saving a. good  advertls
stock 08 ma*""'f'| "jg jgA ifitlHf Hant"mt^e 1 tn f|rr'-i
advertises nie shall enjoy my sabstarlce;
But, lo! the ,ti$dirig ^ati-reveri he
who sold merchaiidise becanie rich, and
even as the unclean beast lietK m the
Imire, so stirred he not by reason of
much greenbacks.
And the people flocked to his store
from the North, and from the South,
and from the East, and from the West.
And the printer rejoiced, and his
'♦"rihat" did abound.
"-Vput the trader could not becomfe
poor, arid his melancholy 'ceased, and
smiles b'f happines'§ xrete tjlp'oh' h^ facfi
Arid his children did become mighty
in the land by reason of .the dollars
I which, rhany of the people who read his
! advertlsemerits had poured into the
money bags.
The Woodpecker's Foresight.
Owning it,
jr. m vaiiiorma//a M   We   ^—- ■■--"  v■   .. n1lrt'-j
storer of acorns.. The ^M^^S^J^!^^^^^
The woodpecker in California> 4 , Wea«f awl Wfcing tew,,pajr more for
invariably of th?J>irip tribe;, W^^o. -j-^ff^^ ^slcdS
mm
year
tance       ^^
etuiris with an acorn
several holes; differing slightly iifT|iz$|* f» «w "—- .
" 11 of the year; and then pie.Mug8 ass f» aa they hav got?   Not
many instances to a long dirpore than 6, i'll beti
3"S_iJ2inriSJu o^ a^iirm' -«iiiio>er dusty for the r§st
a£ the fall of, the
aWay, in
position.   But he   does  riot  eat
acoi'ri; for, as a rule, he is riot vegt
_ thare
_     iri this world who #re
#hic>er dusty for the rejs.t.ov the trip
^'   —       ain't, no General rule, *«•■—__
for
hiz
^ git
oodfit
"They cajfeiTptetty gcod brandy t
says Wingi "Will you take s«ne sugar witli* M" searching, „as m sPoke,
for the bowl and toddy sticK.   .
The despairing traveler, hoping tor a
proper answer, now turned to Fish.    ,
P "^helaridlord; said he,,-" seems tp
be a.Ii»l6 deaf; vtill Jfo« itfL me how
far.it is io.Baridon? " ^   :i.
" Thank you, said Fish ; don t care it
I do take a drink with you !"
The stranger treated and fj^d.
en°^ t?4ake lnthe«t¥«sof W*slL£$l
*pdRhode4giftnd*v,^.RB«8e.it,«jlQuld o>
P>' KMdly suggests a Kichmor^dpape^
, JanesviUe boasts pf^eiiius who has
:hw*nted^Hpiogfor preventing -cows from
frJsklng thsl.5, tal,ls ^hlle being..jnllked'';
—rr-     ,  ^IBeststhinaKgenlns meets:itsi:ewari via tha
wnll  and wjUl-Patant Office     » '    a ""_
Ti ^is asinguiar pversTgh'p oh  the parti
of onr artists.that:ih chodsIng^.theJr^ujbr)ects
1 for pictures of " Still Llfe.V.jhejt have,^eyer
produced a representation of whisky manufacture. ^«^..-. .,"-;-,-' '. y"
lo-wely giri.o;r: neventeen,. Wl&WfAau<Ifslln"
her head j and her muzzle oji behind, and hee
veil just covering the end ot heii Tioset cornel
tripping along in her hooplegs, i;ed-botti)med
dress, like a church en fire, is enough to set a
man wild." . . „r.- ,r ■. ,-?:} titfptl - -ci.
Among the. curious things of^ih&.Exj
position isabar of .ir<jii.aljo.tlt*is..lohgAnd as
thick as the pole of a carriage, tied Is ^tuiot,
as thoughjt were a- ribbon, wlthoutjgfcsrejtlge
of crack or flaw, and the visitor Is assured
that It was .tied when col£   „     - - „.n,
.An illustrated p%per. in France,- has
;an Ingealous wayjOf.maklng sits Illustrations
Iservieeable a second time. I reproduces the
cuts on long rolls of paper, which are used In.
the provinces for wall paper. The poor classes are thus enabled . to qnjioy an. economical
picture gallery, as no two pictures are alike,
■on rolls sufficient to cover a large roorh.. f\
A   ParisA.Wtfr-eispondjent ,says.pf the
Cafe de Tunis:. '.'The dame dn oomptotr Is
most unquestionably Tunisian.   She, conde-
scends to show her face nnveiled to the dogs
of Chrlstiansfand,by Mohammed! iljese dog^
of Chistlans would willingly >say to her;   'Do
not embarrass yourself, oh.hourl I but without hesitation replace your veil, if so your
heart is Inclined.'"     . . ,-.     j    ■ ui~ jrji
" Father " wr%5s^pTihe"r5[e^&leafls
Times an account of, a wedding he]
attended, in whlch,he.says: ..'.'Thebritf
fully op to previous report—radiant jijS^
morning, beautiful;raaj.the_.rose, and ^
meekness and purity of the 'Llliy ot ^
Tailey.'.?..^   •       .....   • V*--,,-, 1  *
.. A statement is .going the rounds t^
"after a desperateflghtpf two honrs.a lobs(et.
-syas qapi.u>ed4ear Flin)t...Island,v las.t.,>v^'
which weighed 3D0 p.on)ids,^rid ws»s-fpur %^
long, with claws:nine feeX'f,  Pgrhaps »^
shall be permitted to doubt at least the lt^
_rlaiisfi—1—-——   r li^-^ r—-, . 5-,—^—r-**i
The citizens of HighlandTJulch, Mon._«
tana, have organized a society .qtyling there.  3
selves " Five to Ones," each member of whlci
pledges himself to kill Ave of the Vigilante)
for.eyery villain disposed of by that organl.zai
tiori: •' <***i'> 48t«f1r $       . * w    - j.
The excavations now .being made in.i*
Syria have resulted In Ojgi discoverjvat Na-ii
dir Sarape, of aj^abfew hpuse, dating from
about .the  second - century   before ..Christ.^
gome of the rooms are injperfeQtpreservatlon, (
and contain a, ^umbey of .^lebreW bpoks, in- -'
.eluding the books of Moses and the Psalms.
Jn th'e days of the famous Ethan Al-
^en,'of .yermont, la,wyers were scarce, and
gentlemen who were not of the profession
acteias counsel. ,4U.en was pften employed
in this way, and, pn one occasion the opposing iawyer- quoted Blackstpne, whereupon
old BJH}an' .threw stones In a terrible, fashion :-
" i would have theyoun.g gentleman, to know
that, with my logic and reasoning from the
Eternal fitness" of things, I can upset hl^tJIact"'
stones.hig white stones, his grave stones and
his brimstones,",   ,   ,      , ' '.'■>   \
In the sjbjjjence of mails, a California
paper recently .got up an article.on " The Six
Days, of • Creation," and *he editor of. a Salt
Lake sheet wrote a leader eh "Soothing
Syrup."      :• ". .".".-•:    ,.    .        .-.-.   ":-iv.- iis--":'.  '
J< Good blood will always ehow^tgelf,"
as the old lady said when she was struck by
the redness of her nose. ^^GIA ' <iS* :''»
Essays he always respected :pld.:aje,
1 except. whfir^BQine one stuck him with a pair
of tough chickens.
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